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If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring so better doing something unique.

I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer in the morning.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.

Worst feelings are when someone chucks water on you when you are asleep.

I don’t have a Twitter account. So I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I’m doing at random times.

Balloons are such a waste. We should be getting all the air back into our body after the Birthday celebration.

When I say ” I forgot my Homework” that means I have never done that.

When a girl calls you brother. You must call her “Aunty” to take your revenge.

I’m actually not funny enough. So I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.